Here is the last known photo of me with my long hair. It took two hours to get it all curled with tongs, and massive rollers and an entire can of hairspray. I am also wearing this FIT dress from the asos curves range.
Yeah so, I am pretty fed up of doing my hair every single day. Long hair is a chore for shampoo dodgers like myself, plus I just put it up in a topknot and never brush it. What is the point of having long hair if all you are going to do is put it up, or half arsed do it down then get all hot and put it back up again? I really regret loosing my red hair as well, so after getting all upset about looking like a tramp with matted hair, in a drastic move I went for a graduated bob. I wish to GOD I had it taken up to my shoulders, however hair grows and all that.
My inspiration for the bob was my good friend Sally, the Mulligan to my O'Hare (looking might fine in this picture) With her marble eyes and a murloc peering over her shoulder, I thought HOW COULD THIS GO WRONG ON ME? IT CAN'T!
I heard she wasn't immunised, and that's a legal requirment
But yeah it doesn't look like this. I am not happy. Here for your very eyes, the first slightly blurry picture that wasn't done on the downlow on twitter is Charlotte's graduated bob.
Don't get me wrong, it is better than long and tangled, I just think I went too short too soon. I am also not fishing for compliments. I can't seem to keep it looking choppy or feeling really un feminine and just end up looking like Lime Cat.
I bought some Bed Head hard to get texturising paste but hasn't really done much. I also found this amazing picture at work today on the OFCOM website, of some sad woman looking upset at how high her phone bill was and how she can get back at the company who invoiced her for calling 23050605 mobile numbers in a month and expected them for about 5p. Aside from this woman looking mournful SHE HAS GREAT HAIR. I am keeping this as some sort of target hair ideal.
Amazing haired Ofcom cow
So I will wait it out a bit and hopefully it will just grow into what I want it to be. What do you guys think? Anyone chopped off all their years of hard work and regretted it?