Valentines Collection 2017

I wanted to go full on cheese with the Valentines collection, with an teen 80's ~dare I say~ software vibe. When someone says Valentines day when you are 16, and you conjure up all these tacky images?Well seeing this Lookbook in all its glory I think I achieved it. Fizzy rosé wine complete with cork and glittery holographic fizz. Gaudy heart shaped box of chocolates, with huge bow, but they are dark chocolate not milk, so probably inedible. Finally some forecourt roses in mirror earring form. Pink or red you choose.

I think that's everything? Maybe except the cheap card shop cuddly toy, but you just end up burning it with the remnants of that relationships, photos, cinema tickets, your first condom wrapper, and other weird stuff you kept. Or if you weren't a pyromaniac like my mates and me, your Mum makes you keep it and you put it in the loft and it gets mouldy and damp. Hey ho.